Shredded Cheese

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= Shredded Cheese = Shredded Cheese is an item that you can get from various places such as upvoting, loot boxes or from the Shop

EFFECTS
Dump an entire bag of shredded cheese into your face hole. For every bag of shredded cheese consumed, you get a stacking EXP multiplier, capping at 85% (30 bags eaten)

The Command
If your command succeeds, you will see this line

"It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge. Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can. The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it. Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese course through your veins. You grow stronger."

If it fails you will receive one of two lines

"Uh oh.. your lactose intolerance is acting up from that tub of Ben & Jerry's earlier. You throw away the cheese."

or

"Uh oh.. your lactose intolerance is acting up. You feel extremely nauseous and you literally dookied out {insert random amount here} experience points."

How to Obtain
It is purchaseable for ⏣ 70,000 at the shop.