Kill

You can "kill" others by using the command "pls kill" Examples of what you will get includes, but are not limited to:

{Target} vocally opposed the Clintons and then suddenly disappeared.

{You} grabs {Target} and shoves them into an auto-freeze machine with some juice and sets the temperature to 100 Kelvin, creating human ice pops.

{Target} was eaten by the duolingo owl

After getting pushed into the ocean by {You}, {Target} is eaten by a shark.

{Target} was scooped by {You} and their innards are now Ennard.

{Target} dies from posting normie memes.

{Target} tried to outrun a train, the train won.